Hi, thanks for stopping by! I’m guessing it’s Friday afternoon at the office and somehow my name’s come up after you Googled something deviant. Which I find curiously flattering, but then us writers are needy, aren’t we? We seek recognition from any source. We’re like actors but without the fascinating anecdotes.
So anyway, sorry for interrupting your trawl for something novel, something involving maybe an extra cup and a male friend,* but seeing as you’re here you may as well take the weight off. Have a look around and delve into my dusty crevices. There’s a lot of quality gear here — snippets from my sitcoms and radio plays, extracts from articles and blogs, a scene or two from a play, an interview, maybe a review. I’ve just completed a commission for The Maltings Theatre, Berwick-upon-Tweed in association with Rocket Opera and The Sage Gateshead. Get me, eh?
See how I dance for you? I’m nothing but a shameless word whore. If you’d like to see more, love, then that will be extra, but contact me with a view to discussing your specific writing needs. Discretion guaranteed.
*I am not spelling this out. If you’re none the wiser then you are blessed.